Dear evil housekeepers and maids,
Stop destroying my defenses! The mailcious fly army and their allies are planning to have insect war 3 with us spiders again and I am one of the generals in charge of making the defenses and protecting spider kingdom. But SOMEBODY( nudge nudge) keeps on destroying them!(no names mentioned) I am really annoyed with you people and I demand that you stop aiding those disgusting flies. They have killed many of my brethren and I am keen to pay them back. You may have noticed by now but every time you destroy a web you feel drowsy. This is because I put my super-secret-nobody-knows-what-it's-made-out-of sleeping concotion on it. It's supposed to trap the flies and make them fall asleep so we can roast them later and present them as sacrifices to our gods but yet again you are there disrupting all of our plans. These plans take days of planning because even in human terms they are complicated and spider's brains are well, not that big and my brain is bigger than rest so think of how hard it is for me to make these plans! So if you don't want your petty house to be taken over by flies and other nasty things, I highly suggest you stop destroying my webs.
Sincerely, General Spider
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