Dear Owner,
I am Monsieur Doggito and I am your pet dog, I have recently learned how to write under the tutelage of my incredibly wise master Senorita Poodela, that is how I am writing this letter to you now. Poodela has taught me many things like reading and counting in the human language and it is because of those skills that I now demand you change my diet and my exercise routines. I realized when I went on your scale the other day that I was gaining a pound every week and that it was not good for my health. I thought a bit more about why this could happen to me and I realized that all those days I had spent lazily around the house because I was bored have now come back to get me. I do not want to be an ugly old wrinkled dog! The truth is, I have a crush on Senorita Poodela and I wish to become fit and handsome for her. The only way I can do that is if you relieve me of my long boring afternoons and give exercise toys. You also need to give me better dog food so that I will have a balanced diet and you need to let me outside more so that I will not become the lazy couch potato you are. I also desperately need a bath. Preferably a rose scented one so that I can seduce Poodela with my lustrous scent. Now that I think about it, you should give me a whole makeover. You must hand my mangy old self over to the most luxurious spa in the city and only then will I be a dog fit for Poodela. If you don't... I warn you, I know your darkest secrets and I could expose them to your girlfriend whenever I want. Remember, replace those dull boring afternoons with exquisite makeovers for me!
Your most faithful dog,
Monsieur Doggito
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ReplyDeleteKelly,
Love it, love it, love it! Very creative and well written. Maybe add a photo/image to spice it up!