Second School Assignment, Letter to the Housekeeper

Dear evil housekeepers and maids,
Stop destroying my defenses! The mailcious fly army and their allies are planning to have insect war 3 with us spiders again and I am one of the generals in charge of making the defenses and protecting spider kingdom. But SOMEBODY( nudge nudge) keeps on destroying them!(no names mentioned) I am really annoyed with you people and I demand that you stop aiding those disgusting flies. They have killed many of my brethren and I am keen to pay them back. You may have noticed by now but every time you destroy a web you feel drowsy. This is because I put my super-secret-nobody-knows-what-it's-made-out-of sleeping concotion on it. It's supposed to trap the flies and make them fall asleep so we can roast them later and present them as sacrifices to our gods but yet again you are there disrupting all of our plans. These plans take days of planning because even in human terms they are complicated and spider's brains are well, not that big and my brain is bigger than rest so think of how hard it is for me to make these plans! So if you don't want your petty house to be taken over by flies and other nasty things, I highly suggest you stop destroying my webs.
Sincerely, General Spider

Ramblings about my school assignment and other random stuff

Dear Reader,
Ok...
So I admit that my letter below was quite weird but I was just the teeniest bit high on who knows what when I wrote it so yeah....

Anyways...

Today we had this substitute teacher who was really strict and mean to our class. Nobody liked her and when we went outside there was a poor lost doggy and people wanted to help it but noooooo mrs substitute ( no names mentioned) said "This isn't our problem leave it alone." I would totally understand her not wanting us to get near the dog because it could bite us or something but when she said that in that phrasing I got soooooo mad at her. I mean SERIOUSLY that poor dog who was looked like it was starving and homeless had done nothing to her to make her ignore it like that! Then she got mad when somebody in our class got too close, in her opinion, again. As the next generation of this world, i think that she should be encouraging us to go help the dog and make this world a better place but instead she tells us to ignore it and that it will find its way home! I got soooo pissed at that i wanted to go up to her and tell her shut up and slap her. I don't know why she hates dogs so much but she really should be more kind to animals and treat them like living things and not a piece of trash.I really hope karma gets her for ignoring that dog and that she never comes back again to substitute for our teacher.

I might not sound as mad as I truly am in this post but let me tell you, I was honestly really really angry today.

Sincerely, Polka Dots

My first school assignment

Dear H1N1,
It's Polka dots and I'm here to tell you that Santa thinks you're a bad child and that you won't get any presents this year unless you improve yourself. You see, I am Santa's secret confident and he thinks that you aren't behaving really well by going around and infecting random people. I know that infecting people is in your nature because you're a virus but it still isn't very nice to infect people who didn't do anything to you. It may be because you didn't have any mommy or daddy viruses to raise you but if you want presents this year, you better become nice and only infect people that you really need to infect so that you can stay alive. It also isn't very nice to kill people. Think of how you would like some random virus coming and killing all your virus friends. You can just be like the seasonal flu, you can just go around infecting people during fall but in the rest of the year you have to be a good child and stay dormant and then Santa will give you presents. Don't think that you can secretly infect people and Santa will never know because Santa has a whole army of secret elf investigators/spies that are watching your every move. To let you in on something that nobody knows, this is actually how Santa know which children are good and which children are bad. Remember, Christmas is coming and Santa's spies will be watching your moves even closer now so beware!
Sincerely, Polka Dots

Third post!!!

Dear Reader,
So now we are at the magic number 3!
I don't really have anything to talk about
So I'll talk about random things
(that made absolutely no sense but that's ok =])
ok
so my favourite website EVER
is allrecipies.com
I love that site!
I like baking so i like going on and looking at all the yummy things.
Then i like baking the yummy, fattening things,
and then at like 11 o clock at night,
I like going downstairs and eating them =]
i eat too much...
ANYWAYS
The food on all recipes always looks so yummy ^-^
I really like eating =)
Now that I'm done my rant I'm gonna go look at some more random pictures of yummy food
Sincerely, Polka Dots
P.S. My favourite type of cookie are chocolate chip cookies!
P.P.S. My favourite type of muffin are carrot muffins, banana nut muffins and banana chocolate chip muffins

My second post

Dear reader,

As you can probably tell, I'm not that good with inventing titles but that's okay. ^-^

I'm currently trying to fix the countdown clock so if it doesn't say anything don''t bother trying to fix it.

So now...

Some things about me that you should know:

What i like to do in my spare time is read books, read manga, and paint my nails =D

I know the last one might sound girly but i am a girl so mleh.

and manga...

I absolutely love manga <3

Another thing you should know is that I'm quite weird ;)

So yeah...

That's all i'll write for now

Don't forget to feed the fishies!

Sincerely, Polka dots

Hello!!!

Dear Reader,
Hi!!
Welcome to my blog =)
Don't expect to much from this blog because this is a school project but I'll try my best to make it interesting!
This is all I'll write in this entry because i can't really think of anything else =S
Well then, see you next time =D

Sincerely, Polka dots =3