Blog #3 Alien`s Letter

Dear humans of the Earth,

Why must you discriminate us so? We aliens are kind and loving creatures but you always portray us as evil man eating things. In reality, we love sparkly rainbows and big fluffy hearts and we absolutely adore puffy pink clouds. In fact, the latest fashion trend in our little universe of aliens is being dyed pink and then tattooing hearts all over the body. In my limited understanding of human desires, I am pretty sure that pink hearts are a sign of cuteness. I do not comprehend why you do not love us, I mean, I am even calling my own people the weird word that you have chosen for us, alien. The real name of our race is Boogoowoolooladoobeedoowa. If you find it too complicated to pronounce, you can shorten it to just Boogoowoolooladoobeedoo. It truly is a terrible thing to be hated in this galaxy because you are misunderstood. How I long for the past days, when you humans actually understood our true nature. Our existence means nothing to you now when before, we taught you the secrets of fire and metalworking. You used to worship us like gods but that has all deteriorated into nothingness. Our originally glorious lives have been turned into things of miserableness and dullness. I beg you, on behalf of my race, to please understand us for who we truly are. After all, of which race was the being who said 'Don't judge a person before you know them?' Please, just appreciate us for who we really are.

Sincerely,

The honourable Prime Minister of Boogoowoolooladoobeedoowa,

Bellabob

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Blog #2 Wii Remote`s Letter

Dear chubby kid who uses me all the time,

I think you should get your obese butt off the couch where you always grip me with that sweaty hand and get outside to get a life. I mean the moment you come home from school, you always flop onto the couch and turn on the Wii. I then get used for at least 2 hours straight and get to hear you grunt and sweat as you fail to play a random game. Don't you have a life?! If you were a normal kid, you'd probably be playing some sport or riding your skateboard after school but since you're a fat lazy cow, all you do is play games. Haven't you noticed the cellulite on you stomach and your behind? Well I've certainly noticed it, and every time I get crushed under that gross thing that you call a butt, my battery goes dead. My battery is basically my life and it has gone dead about 27 times already, so basically if I was a human, you would have killed me 27 times because of your cellulite. Don't you think that's just the teeniest bit disgusting? Oh, I also have another deal to settle with you, I've noticed recently that your already blubbery hand has gotten even fatter and because of this, I am over heating quite often and each time I over heat, I faint and disconnect. Me and you both find it horrible so I demand you to stop growing fatter! If you're going to whine about not being able to lose all that pudginess, my buddy the Wii has pictures to prove otherwise. Mr.Wii, as we shall call him, has connections to Santa's secret army of elf spies, as mentioned in my previous post, and he has been able to obtain pictures of you before you received me and Mr. Wii. In those pictures, you are quite skinny and look fit and normal. It is when you obtained us that you became a fat loser and as loving gaming devices of yours, we will present you with 2 options. Either you go outside and become fit or we will self destruct. If you think that we are bluffing, just you wait and soon enough you'll see 2 little, tiny mushroom clouds erupt in your living room. Remember, your loving gaming devices will ALWAYS be watching over you. <3

Sincerely, The Wii controller and his buddy the Mr. Wii

Blog #1 Monsieur Doggito`s Letter

Dear Owner,
I am Monsieur Doggito and I am your pet dog, I have recently learned how to write under the tutelage of my incredibly wise master Senorita Poodela, that is how I am writing this letter to you now. Poodela has taught me many things like reading and counting in the human language and it is because of those skills that I now demand you change my diet and my exercise routines. I realized when I went on your scale the other day that I was gaining a pound every week and that it was not good for my health. I thought a bit more about why this could happen to me and I realized that all those days I had spent lazily around the house because I was bored have now come back to get me. I do not want to be an ugly old wrinkled dog! The truth is, I have a crush on Senorita Poodela and I wish to become fit and handsome for her. The only way I can do that is if you relieve me of my long boring afternoons and give exercise toys. You also need to give me better dog food so that I will have a balanced diet and you need to let me outside more so that I will not become the lazy couch potato you are. I also desperately need a bath. Preferably a rose scented one so that I can seduce Poodela with my lustrous scent. Now that I think about it, you should give me a whole makeover. You must hand my mangy old self over to the most luxurious spa in the city and only then will I be a dog fit for Poodela. If you don't... I warn you, I know your darkest secrets and I could expose them to your girlfriend whenever I want. Remember, replace those dull boring afternoons with exquisite makeovers for me!

Your most faithful dog,
Monsieur Doggito

Second School Assignment, Letter to the Housekeeper

Dear evil housekeepers and maids,
Stop destroying my defenses! The mailcious fly army and their allies are planning to have insect war 3 with us spiders again and I am one of the generals in charge of making the defenses and protecting spider kingdom. But SOMEBODY( nudge nudge) keeps on destroying them!(no names mentioned) I am really annoyed with you people and I demand that you stop aiding those disgusting flies. They have killed many of my brethren and I am keen to pay them back. You may have noticed by now but every time you destroy a web you feel drowsy. This is because I put my super-secret-nobody-knows-what-it's-made-out-of sleeping concotion on it. It's supposed to trap the flies and make them fall asleep so we can roast them later and present them as sacrifices to our gods but yet again you are there disrupting all of our plans. These plans take days of planning because even in human terms they are complicated and spider's brains are well, not that big and my brain is bigger than rest so think of how hard it is for me to make these plans! So if you don't want your petty house to be taken over by flies and other nasty things, I highly suggest you stop destroying my webs.
Sincerely, General Spider

Ramblings about my school assignment and other random stuff

Dear Reader,
Ok...
So I admit that my letter below was quite weird but I was just the teeniest bit high on who knows what when I wrote it so yeah....

Anyways...

Today we had this substitute teacher who was really strict and mean to our class. Nobody liked her and when we went outside there was a poor lost doggy and people wanted to help it but noooooo mrs substitute ( no names mentioned) said "This isn't our problem leave it alone." I would totally understand her not wanting us to get near the dog because it could bite us or something but when she said that in that phrasing I got soooooo mad at her. I mean SERIOUSLY that poor dog who was looked like it was starving and homeless had done nothing to her to make her ignore it like that! Then she got mad when somebody in our class got too close, in her opinion, again. As the next generation of this world, i think that she should be encouraging us to go help the dog and make this world a better place but instead she tells us to ignore it and that it will find its way home! I got soooo pissed at that i wanted to go up to her and tell her shut up and slap her. I don't know why she hates dogs so much but she really should be more kind to animals and treat them like living things and not a piece of trash.I really hope karma gets her for ignoring that dog and that she never comes back again to substitute for our teacher.

I might not sound as mad as I truly am in this post but let me tell you, I was honestly really really angry today.

Sincerely, Polka Dots

My first school assignment

Dear H1N1,
It's Polka dots and I'm here to tell you that Santa thinks you're a bad child and that you won't get any presents this year unless you improve yourself. You see, I am Santa's secret confident and he thinks that you aren't behaving really well by going around and infecting random people. I know that infecting people is in your nature because you're a virus but it still isn't very nice to infect people who didn't do anything to you. It may be because you didn't have any mommy or daddy viruses to raise you but if you want presents this year, you better become nice and only infect people that you really need to infect so that you can stay alive. It also isn't very nice to kill people. Think of how you would like some random virus coming and killing all your virus friends. You can just be like the seasonal flu, you can just go around infecting people during fall but in the rest of the year you have to be a good child and stay dormant and then Santa will give you presents. Don't think that you can secretly infect people and Santa will never know because Santa has a whole army of secret elf investigators/spies that are watching your every move. To let you in on something that nobody knows, this is actually how Santa know which children are good and which children are bad. Remember, Christmas is coming and Santa's spies will be watching your moves even closer now so beware!
Sincerely, Polka Dots

Third post!!!

Dear Reader,
So now we are at the magic number 3!
I don't really have anything to talk about
So I'll talk about random things
(that made absolutely no sense but that's ok =])
ok
so my favourite website EVER
is allrecipies.com
I love that site!
I like baking so i like going on and looking at all the yummy things.
Then i like baking the yummy, fattening things,
and then at like 11 o clock at night,
I like going downstairs and eating them =]
i eat too much...
ANYWAYS
The food on all recipes always looks so yummy ^-^
I really like eating =)
Now that I'm done my rant I'm gonna go look at some more random pictures of yummy food
Sincerely, Polka Dots
P.S. My favourite type of cookie are chocolate chip cookies!
P.P.S. My favourite type of muffin are carrot muffins, banana nut muffins and banana chocolate chip muffins

My second post

Dear reader,

As you can probably tell, I'm not that good with inventing titles but that's okay. ^-^

I'm currently trying to fix the countdown clock so if it doesn't say anything don''t bother trying to fix it.

So now...

Some things about me that you should know:

What i like to do in my spare time is read books, read manga, and paint my nails =D

I know the last one might sound girly but i am a girl so mleh.

and manga...

I absolutely love manga <3

Another thing you should know is that I'm quite weird ;)

So yeah...

That's all i'll write for now

Don't forget to feed the fishies!

Sincerely, Polka dots

Hello!!!

Dear Reader,
Hi!!
Welcome to my blog =)
Don't expect to much from this blog because this is a school project but I'll try my best to make it interesting!
This is all I'll write in this entry because i can't really think of anything else =S
Well then, see you next time =D

Sincerely, Polka dots =3